welcome to my world. you may recognize yourself. don't panic -- this is just between you and me.

The touch of your knee on the 146

The smell of your hair on the 9

The chicks who are riding the CTA

Are fine, fine, really fine.

 

You brain-heavy broads on the 171

You cute little nymphs on the 3

I want you, I want you, come sit next to me

And see what a ride this can be.

 

Good ass I admire on the 126

Great bobbing boobs on the 4.

But little old ladies that smell of their gin

The 206 takes to their door.

 

The 72, the 100 and 3

Hither and yon they roll by

Crammed with the ladies I want to be near.

Could one of you give me the eye?

 

I stand at the bus stop with no place to go

I stand with my hands hanging bare

The coaches go by; I continue to stand

I stand cuz I don't have the fare.